Alamak Chat #1 ( Forest )
[WildChylde] 10
[dogpoop] argh
[DunkelStille] Yum.
[Mysteria] .. oh really?.. would you like me to repeat that order?
[Chad] they mighta been screwing the leftovers?
[WildChylde] yeah you are a prick
[Mysteria] .. i can run circles around you..without even moving
[Mysteria] uhhhmmm..
[WildChylde] but you were right about the unimportant part
[SilverBlue] .
[Mysteria] LEFTOVERS???
[Chad] *L* but she's soft and sweet, you two would hit it off good.
[Mysteria] ARE YOU CALLING ME A LEFTOVER???
[Chad] because you're hard and mean
[SilverBlue] Damn. I'm not on the Mac...I can't be the Queen of Symbols tonight...
[Chad] ok that was corny
[Chad] *L* no you're not leftovers.
[Mysteria] . .. ARE YOU TELLINE ME THAT ID MAKE A GOOD DYKE??!
[DunkelStille] That's no good. You may have to resort to the Character Map.
[Chad] *LMAO* yes! get her!
[Mysteria] IS THAT IT??! that id go well with the one that CHEATED ON YOU??!
[SilverBlue] there is only one I know by heart ...it is the infamous §
[dogpoop] Interstate Love Song
[WildChylde] i wouldn't make a good dyke... i like guys to much, but see no problem switching pastures every now and then
[Chad] no, myst *L*
[WildChylde] she cheated on him with another girl? *SNICKERS MADLY*
[Chad] but thank you for cheering me up :-)
[dogpoop] i'm a dyke
[SilverBlue] my fave word is hodyke
[Mysteria] ...
[DunkelStille]
[SilverBlue] cross between ho and dyke
[Chad] she's smiling at you. get her!
[Mysteria] ... welcome..
[Chad] tell her about the nag screen!
[Mysteria] ... *hisses and bares her grossly spaced teeth...
[dogpoop] ª
[dogpoop] º
[dogpoop] ¿
[WildChylde] heheh hodyke sounds like a town down south
[WildChylde] "hodyke texas" ... where the necks just don't get no redder
[SilverBlue] It's friggin 1 am! OoOo :)
[Mysteria] .. *snickers* .. hha.. red necks.. ahh.. too funny
[SilverBlue] Evis is spanking some girl on TV
[Chad] oh do it! and while you're at it, say "fuzzy wuzzy was a woman, wanna lick me?"
[SilverBlue] elvis even
[Chad] say it
[Mysteria] pffftt.. its almost 3am
[Chad] say it!
[Mysteria] i'm not really a woman.. im a man.. and i know you want me
[WildChylde] ya know i'd like to see a flood of biblical porportions just whipe out the south completely, get rid of all those idiotic trailer trash red necks with guns and beer cans decorating their Walmart special plastic christmas tree
[dogpoop] stupid gurl
[Mysteria] ... wanna suck it?
[Chad] *LMAO*
[Chad] you're killing me *L*
[Mysteria] i think that is a GREAT idea.. i hate those types.. as mean as that is
* WildChylde swoons*
[SilverBlue] SOMEONE EMAILED ME *falls over* lets see who
[Mysteria] i know
[Mysteria] i get porn mail.. its gay porn mail.. wanna see it?
[DunkelStille] Kid Rock sucks so bad.
[Mysteria] *yawns*
* DunkelStille kills Myst*
[DunkelStille] Hi Starbelly.
[Mysteria] *coughs* ug. achk..
[Starbelly] Feeling better than when I talked to you last Silver?
[Mysteria] alright! *is dead* *is mourned by the fleas*
[Starbelly] Hi Dunk. How's it going?
[Mysteria] i wanna walk ya like a dog ya..
[WildChylde] have you ever noticed news reports when tornado or something strikes, it's usually just trailer parks... hhheeh
[Mysteria] dunk.. haha.. hi DINK
* Starbelly giggles and scratches
[DunkelStille] It goes.
[Mysteria] oh god.. that was sad.. hah.. i can't believe i saw that
[Chad] oh yes you are a bully *L*
[SilverBlue] I'm depressed, I need some a gross, fake, fatty, McDonald's, fake chocolate milkshake *L*
[Starbelly] Hi Chad.
[SilverBlue] Star...erm...call me stooopid but...who are you?? *feels bad*
[WildChylde] it's like the more trailers in a concentrated area the more likely a natural disaster will strike...like they create their own mobile bermuda triangle
[Mysteria] *laughs* .. you're right.. lots of trailer parks.. someone has something against them
[Mysteria] i know
[Mysteria] mmm... fattyness
[Starbelly] Sorry to hear that. It took me a while to get over being kicked that one day. Boy did that ever piss me off!
[Mysteria] i need some more fat to further clog my already clogged arteries
[Mysteria] hhhmmmm... let me see
[WildChylde] if you don't like someone surround them with trailers
[Mysteria] stttoooop.. my friend used to call me stoop.. when i did something dumb
[Mysteria] or 'stupid'
[Chad] beat my ass. i like things like that. know what else i like?
[Chad] no i don't suck
[Starbelly] I'm in here a lot Silver. I was just asking because last time we were in here together, the kicking and banning was really bad!!
[Mysteria] *giggles and plants trailers all around DS* ... have fun mon ami *salues*
[DunkelStille] I can run by McDee's and then over to RD, SB.
[Mysteria] *salutes too*
[SilverBlue] that's dumb, I got my blood pressure taken in bio the other day and technically it's so high I should be dead, which is dumb coz I bet I'm in better shape than all those fools in my class *L*
[SilverBlue] Oh yeah Star...I remember now *L*
[Mysteria] are you sure you want me to beat your ass? and not give it to you up the ass?
[DunkelStille] Hey what's with the trailers?
[Mysteria] i make a good man you know
[Mysteria] i work at TB
[WildChylde] TB?
[Mysteria] *rubs her hands together and watches the tornado swwooosh over DS' place*
[Starbelly] Yikes Mysteria~
[DunkelStille] You're in Edmonton now?!
[Mysteria] *laughs* taco bell
* humour asks quietly "does anyone want to share their color?"'
[Mysteria] yah i knnow.. dont ask..
[Mysteria] .. noooooooooo!!!
[SilverBlue] Always have been.
[Mysteria] THIS IS MY COLOR FAIR AND SQUARE!!
[Mysteria] COLOUR
[Chad] yes. my boss. and damn what a kisser. yummy yummy. gag
[Mysteria] *coughs weakly*
*** Signoff Starbelly (4.33.224).
*** GrayMouser (24.4.252) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[DunkelStille] That's crap I thought you were in Red Deer.
*** Estrellabelly (4.33.224) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[humour] okay im sorry i just thought OPs were nice people but obviously not!
[SilverBlue] I was mad though...I run 4k every morning for Taekwondo and I go there and train really hard 4 times a week and I have skyrocketing blood pressure? hah
[GrayMouser] hello there...does anyone know how to interpret dreams?
[Mysteria] TB=taco bell.. taco hell..(TH) the bell..bla bla
[Chad] i don't think they do. i think some of them think i'm a psycho.
[Estrellabelly] Hey there again. It's me. I tried that quit nag and I guess I did it wrong. )c=
[Mysteria] i never said i was op.. iim ALLOWED TO BE A MEANIE HEAD!
[SilverBlue] I'm gonna go to Red Deer one of these days. Or Calgary. Meet some friends...
[WildChylde] ah my job is not so hot... i work customer service for a "customer care center" ... hehee they just told us to start calling it that instead of a call center... how lame. like it changes the fact that i have to help people when i don't even like helping peopl
[Estrellabelly] Ops can't really give out color anymore humour.
[Chad] of course we all know that you are one.
[DunkelStille] Really? I swear I heard you say you were from Red Deer. Oh well.
[DunkelStille] Come say hi if you drop down this way.
[humour] mysteria you're weird but i like you
[dogpoop] i have a grene belt
[Mysteria] *laughs* id be like.. you know what?? F- YOU!! YOU THINK I HAVE ANY LESS PROBLEMS??? I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU PEOPLE DAMMIT!!!
[WildChylde] Mysteria you do it better then anyone else!
[Mysteria] thanx.. . i think..
[humour] yeah right cammeoh gave it to me the other day
[Estrellabelly] People are total 'tards.
[Mysteria] whee!.. LIKE ME!!
[Chad] grapes? do explain to me about the grapes again :-) i'm not a psycho
[SilverBlue] I will. I need a vehicle though. I have seventeen dollars after paying for my promo and all this shit...I can afford like...a cardboard box maybe *L*
*** GrayMouser (24.4.252) has left location Forest
[Mysteria] hooray! i do it better than anyone else! you know what that means.. *wiggles her eyebrows(
[humour] You all think i'm an op? yeah right!!
[Mysteria] *.. sexual prowess..
[Mysteria] i dont think you are..
[dogpoop] Das Walkyrie
[Estrellabelly] Oh. I thought the rule about that had changed or something.
[Mysteria] i also dont care that yu're here.. frankly.. i think you should leave
*** Signoff humour (203.19.4).
[Mysteria] horrah!
[DunkelStille] A real nice box too. *nod nod*
* WildChylde grins
[Mysteria] hmm.. *thinks* ...
[Chad] hey i'm not the freak who's talking to herself as if someone is answering. geez. call me a weirdo one time.
[Mysteria] you're welcome sweetie
[WildChylde] poser is the word i would have used
[Mysteria] oh.. *blush* yu're TOO kind
[Mysteria] nono.. you're just TOO incredible for words
* SilverBlue props herself up on her elbows * my rack is better *LOL*
[Mysteria] *blinks innocently*
*** RabidKitten (63.64.122) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[Mysteria] *grins* weeeeell.. ok.. sure.. you're rack is better SB
* WildChylde admires SilverBlue's "rack"
[Chad] sb Fitness
[Chad] fuck!
[Estrellabelly] Heh hehe
[dogpoop] LOL@SB
[SilverBlue] *L* sorry, it's late
[Chad] *L* damn it.
[DunkelStille] Wow. That came right out of nowhere, SB.
* DunkelStille gawks*
[Mysteria] bye byeeee *waves as she sings Lenny Kravitz*
[Chad] i'm not a dumbass! *L*
[Mysteria] aahh.. ok god.. that was good.. i love it when i can crack my neck
[SilverBlue] that's what happens late at night, the little sanity I have during the day just goes down the drain *L*
[Mysteria] you're an idiot to be xact
[Chad] no one even noticed.
[Estrellabelly] Heh hehe~~
*** jonny (198.161.206) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[Chad] stop laughing at me!
[Estrellabelly] Dang, I'm just full of type-o
[Mysteria] an incompetant moron that knows dicksquat about what to say.. and what not to say
[DunkelStille] I'm real tired and getting really strange right now.
[Chad] yeah well so do i.
[Mysteria] .. an insubordinate freak.. that doesn't know when to shutup
[SilverBlue] I hope you're talking about me, Mysteria *L*
* WildChylde stifles a laught*
[WildChylde] and a laugh to
[Chad] hmmm. you seein this?
[Mysteria] an illiterate child.. that doesn't know his ass from his elbow
[Chad] i have no clue why i haven't been yet. usually they get me.
* WildChylde snorts*
[Mysteria] ... understand.. that when i say this.. i dont lie
[Chad] but she doesn't swear that much, does she?
[WildChylde] amen!
[Mysteria] as a matter of fact..i hope that you go wake up your mother and tell her a bad old lady is telling you insults
[DunkelStille] das Unding
[Estrellabelly] Wow!! Who are you talking to Mysteria?
[Mysteria] ... and look.. im being polite and not swearing.. if i werre swearing.. this would be ALOT longer
*** Signoff jonny (198.161.206).
[Mysteria] ... gezhundheit DS
* RabidKitten hug Chad and DS and poop and DSand SB*
[Mysteria] ... *laughs* it sounded like a sneeze
[Mysteria] ... *shakes out her hair* they know..
* SilverBlue hugs Kitten *
* WildChylde grins*
* SilverBlue burps *
[Mysteria] ... i hope i scare you..
[SilverBlue] I got grounded for burping once, before
[Chad] ok well the good mood is gone again.
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