Alamak Chat #1 ( Forest )[samuraiknight] Pez>>> how long you been around? i recognize the name froma while back.. [Juni] next thing u know we're all standing in an open field... [Afridity] *lmao* [Pez] Well, long story short, I ate her instead of smoking a cigarette. [jonny] *opens hte can of oj and starts licking at it* [Juni] but we've got a hell of a fire *L* [Afridity] heh i'd imagine so Juni [Pez] I've been around as long as...little children laughed, flowers have bloomed, and drunk woman have taken off their tops...yes, I've been around a while. [jonny] my back is itchy [Afridity] i've never taken my top off while drunk [samuraiknight] Pez, does the name frogo ring a bell to you? [Juni] i have *L* [Pez] Frogo? Isn't that a character from the Lord of the Rings? Or was the Frodo? [samuraiknight] that was frodo... [jonny] frodo
*** jonny is now known as gollum. [Pez] Well, in that case, no, not really. [samuraiknight] frogo I heard is a fraggle, but i guess I subliminalized it from childhood... I just called myself frogo the first time I came on chat line (which was coincidentaly ALamak) [samuraiknight] you heard of fraggle rock, ne? [Afridity] *closes her eyes* [Juni] fraggle rock was the shit [Pez] I want chicken wings. Teriyaki chicken wings. LOTS of teriyaki chicken wings. [Afridity] i don't wanna sleep [gollum] *closes her flies* [samuraiknight] fraggle rock ruled. [Pez] I always wondered why the big hairy things on Fraggle Rock didn't eat the little green men. [samuraiknight] Pez>>> why dun you get chicky wings? [Afridity] id o'nt know what fraggle rock is [gollum] wow. your maturity is overwhelming, sk [Pez] Aaaaand, I'm bleeding. [samuraiknight] maybe they weren't teryaki? [Afridity] DON'T dammit DON'T fuck i hate that word dun [Pez] Because it's 2 in the morning. And I don't have a car. And I'm still in my work clothes. And I'm too hungry to move. And a whole bunch of reasons. [samuraiknight] Afridity>>> what wrong with dat word? [gollum] dun dun dun [Afridity] i hate it [Afridity] except for dun dun dun *smacks jonny 8shut up [gollum] oh yes. smack me again. [samuraiknight] Pez>>> order some? [Afridity] i'm toot ired to smack you again *kick* [Afridity] and i hate when people go Nick>>> message [Afridity] jsut fucking say it dammit, nobody else is talking about food so i'ts kind of bovious who you're tlaking to [Pez] LIKE I SAID, samurai, it's 2 O'CLOCK in the morning. [Afridity] i like this song [Afridity] yes i do [Pez] Or you could have said, 'Why don't you order some, Pez?' Type like you talk, buddy. [samuraiknight] Pez>>> pizza delivery places are open till 4 ain't they? [Afridity] fucking MORON! ARGH! [Afridity] shut the hell up samurai you'r pissing me off [AshenSouls] Heheh [samuraiknight] I canna type like I talk... I use a lot of sarcasm when I speak, or I joke around with my words... [Afridity] there's no such thing as >>> in real speech! [AshenSouls] Is this gonna be saved to your annoyance page Afridity? [Afridity] so fucking use sarcasm then or get the hell out you're an idiot shut up [Afridity] and it's CAN'T talk dammit [Afridity] ohh good idea Ashen heh it just might [Pez] Who cares if you're sarcastic a lot? Does that mean you HAVE to type like that? [samuraiknight] oh. am I annoying you? [samuraiknight] >>> oh dear I've done it again! drat! [Afridity] yes! you're pissing me off like you would'nt believe [Afridity] arghh [Afridity] you and i in a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got [samuraiknight] i really should get meself a proper way of handling my everyday business about peeps like them. [Afridity] set them free at the break of dawn until one by one they were gone [samuraiknight] besides, I like the way I talk on net... [Afridity] youshoud just fuck off and leave us the ehll alone [Afridity] THE net dammit.. [Afridity] omigod ... that is the worst thing you can do it's THE net or THE interent not internet or net you dumbass [Afridity] ARGH! [gollum] hey pig [gollum] yeah you [samuraiknight] picky picky... [gollum] hey pig piggy pig pig pig [samuraiknight] why canna I talk like I does? [gollum] all of my fears came true [Magz] Hey Pezzopoo [gollum] black and blue and broken bones you left me here im all alone [gollum] my little piggy needed something new [Pez] Alright, I'm gonna go. Goodbye, everyone. [samuraiknight] next you'll be complaining about the way I dress, ne? [Afridity] nite nite Pez *smoochies* [gollum] night night pezzy
*** Signoff Pez (#152.163.213#) (Fazoom!). [Afridity] what the hell is this "ne" shit? god you're annoying.. you have no idea do you [Juni] nite pezzie
*** ira (202.188.35) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees. [Juni] argh [Afridity] thank god i acan't see what you look like or i probably WOULD tell you off for how yuo're dressed [Afridity] not that i care what you're wearing, but just 'cause it's fun to pick fault with you.. there's so many of 'em [gollum] nothing can stop me now cause i just dont care [samuraiknight] Afridity, ne is japanese. I learned it from Sailor Moon Universe. [Afridity] ugh i can't type [Afridity] i don't give a shit if ne is what the queen of fucking england says shut UP [Juni] *OOL* Sailor Moon... [samuraiknight] I like having fault. It shows peeps that they have faults too. I hate the world, and it hates me. we have a good relationship... yup yup... [gollum] uggggggggggg...sailor moon [Juni] lol *L* [Afridity] people not peeps [Juni] everyone bow down to sailor moon [gollum] peeps? [samuraiknight] I like sailor moon... i think is awesome. [Afridity] i do'nt hate you, i have no feelings for youwhatsoever, dno't flatter yourself [gollum] sailor moon can lick my sweaty nuts [AshenSouls] Sailor moon ... hmm [AshenSouls] L@gollum [ira] hai cahak [Afridity] i have no faults... i'm perfect [ira] hai krisek chak [gollum] ug. now i remember why i havnt dranken orange juice in like 10 years. [Afridity] HE doens't deserve one *points* morons dont get hugs [ira] i'm from ipoh how about you kri...sek [Afridity] the bottom of my foot is itchy [Afridity] i'm really tired : ( [ira] krisek awak nyorok ye [Juni] what the hell kind of language is that? [ira] krisek ooo krisek [gollum] bite me [Juni] star trek? [ira] nama saya ira bukannya ira sayang awak silap baca kot... [samuraiknight] everyone has faults. [samuraiknight] nothing is perfect. [Afridity] i'm not a thing you dickhead [ira] eeee awak ni macam biskut lak kejap ader kejap ghaib [samuraiknight] and even you does, Afridity, no one dun have faults... [ira] krisek ...ooo agaknya tengah buat rendang kot ... [Juni] even you does *L* [Juni] ohhh boy [Afridity] even you does? hello.. where the hell did you go to school? do they teach no grammar? and no i don't [samuraiknight] fine. you is a "another thing" okiday? * Juni goes back to her buffer and shuts up* [Afridity] no one dun have faults? [gollum] Hello. I love Star Trek and i am fluent in Clingon (sp? heh). I also love to play video games and watch cheezy sci fi's with ditsy chicks with big boobs, cause im so cool no one is worthy enough to fuck me...that is why i am gonna die a virgin [babs] anyone wanna chat? [samuraiknight] Afridity you have fault. admit it. [Afridity] no i'm a fucking person asshole [Afridity] i don't have fault [Afridity] i'm perfect [ira] oklah krisek awak pwegilah buat rendang dulu [ira] bye krisek [Afridity] faults even [Afridity] you're annoying too ira [AshenSouls] gollum; born a virgin, died a virgin, laid in the grave [Afridity] i don't see anybody responding to you and yet you keep typing [ira] aper hai hai [gollum] god shut up ashen...that joke is the ultimate in lame... [gollum] im tired. [gollum] im too tired to go to bed. [gollum] i am the sex that you provide [Afridity] hah i didn't eveng et the joke at first *lmao* goes to show how slow i am [samuraiknight] that is cuz I love to see my own typing... [samuraiknight] Afridity>>> there is a fault. you just admited that you was slow. oh, too bad. [Afridity] umm i wasn't talking to you [gollum] mmyyyy ttuummmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [Afridity] that's not a fault [Afridity] it makes me perfect [samuraiknight] keep your story straight. [Juni] samurai shut up [Afridity] i am keeping it straight [Afridity] just because i'm slow at getting jokes doesn't mean it's a fault [samuraiknight] no "other thing" is perfect. [Afridity] duh [Afridity] other thing? what are you talking about? [gollum] 17 days left of f reedom [AshenSouls] Heheh ... well, I don't see you coming up with better jokes gol [samuraiknight] Juni>>> I am doing this to prove a point. freedom of speech. she got mad at me for speaking lie I normally does. * AshenSouls ahem * samuraiknight, I have been informed to tell you that Afridity is in fact perfect [Afridity] like you normally DO dammit DO [samuraiknight] well, Afridity, you said you wasna a thing, so I said you was a "other thing" [babs] does anyone ever read what there typing? [Afridity] i am proving a point too, you're an idiot! [Afridity] THAT is my point [AshenSouls] Sometimes babs * Juni throws the English Language at samurai* [Afridity] i said i wasnt' a thing, not wasna and i'm not a thing of any sort [Juni] speak what we speak * samuraiknight runs from english language* [Afridity] nobody reads what you're typing babs, shut up [Afridity] (that was an exception by the way) [Afridity] THE english language [Afridity] sheesh [Afridity] ugh [Afridity] i'm falling asleep [babs] your just upset. that's ok i understand, u r a pig. AFRIDITY [Afridity] i'm a pig? and you're a bitch fuck off and leave me alone, and i am not upset in the least bit *L* [Juni] *LOL* [samuraiknight] Afridity>> why you made such biggy deal ouytta mah speech? [Juni] good gracious [Afridity] dun dun dun [Afridity] ugh.. there he goes with those stupid >>> things again [AshenSouls] Yep [samuraiknight] cranky peeps talk like Afridity... [babs] CRAP, this is so crap. go back to sniffin, well what ever u sniff. all of you! [Afridity] and because i don't like your speech it's retarded sounding, but then, what more could one expect coming from you? [samuraiknight] cranky indeedy... [Afridity] i'm not cranky [Afridity] so if you don't like it leave babs, nobody wants you here anyway [samuraiknight] actually, my IQ in r/l is 146. I is quite intelligent, so I go to net to relax and be a eccentric frogo... [samuraiknight] oh oh oh! AN eccentric frogo... [samuraiknight] >_< [samuraiknight] ms. cranky. [Afridity] ohh, you've just made it to the idiot conversation page... i love people who have to proclaim their IQ out loud [samuraiknight] better? [Afridity] is your IQ on the net different? [Juni] r--i-g-h-t [Afridity] so this is all jsut an act? [Afridity] i'm not fucking cranky [samuraiknight] Afridity>>> anything to make you feel stupid.
someone enters the clearing between the trees. [samuraiknight] there we are again... crankypoof. [samuraiknight] why canna you just accept the way me speaks? [Afridity] i'm not cranky [samuraiknight] random issa me language. [Afridity] to make me feel stupid? [babs] language. you don't have to lower yourself to any lower than u r now. [samuraiknight] then why you buggin me if ya isna cranky? [Afridity] how is it making me feel stupid? *laughs* you don't understand, i'm not cranky, for real [Afridity] you just think i am because i'm picking on you, but it makes me laugh to pick on you [samuraiknight] Afridity>>> well, not really stupie... I just want you to know that my net life is very diffy from real life. [Afridity] and i don't like your language because it is stupid... and i don't like you either babs [samuraiknight] Afridity>> you dun hate me!?! [Afridity] diffy? nice word [samuraiknight] means different. [Afridity] i don'thate you nope, you actually think i'm going to waste a perfectly good emotion on somebody so pitiful as you? ithink not [Afridity] i know what it means, it's dumb is all [babs] u guys obviously don't have any lifes. this is absolute crap. crap. [Afridity] ugh i have to go to bed [samuraiknight] pitiful? nah... I have many peeps who would say other wise... [Afridity] it would be lives [Afridity] gramma dammit [samuraiknight] I emphasize wise. [Afridity] grammar even [Afridity] i don't see anybody sticking up for you [samuraiknight] babs>>> I am doing this becasue there is nothing else to do at almost 3 in the morning... [Afridity] and they're probably more pitiful than you so they don't eralize [babs] and i don't like u either Afridity. u sux [Afridity] realize even [Afridity] i sux? [Afridity] now you sound like freak [samuraiknight] I am a freak. [Afridity] no you're not freak [samuraiknight] I take pride in that I am a freak on net. [babs] don't tell me how to gramma. do you even now how to spell a. well Afripity [Afridity] you're not worthy to be a freak [samuraiknight] yes me is. [samuraiknight] I issa freak. [Afridity] do i know how to spell what? [samuraiknight] FREAK! [samuraiknight] freak freak freak [samuraiknight] kafreaky! [Afridity] no you're not .. but go on thinking that if it makes you feel better [samuraiknight] okiday I will. [babs] now that's right only people like u can call themselves freaks. [babs] now that's right only people like u can call themselves freaks. [samuraiknight] thank you babs for agreeing wit me... [babs] stupid, stupid people. this stuff is absolutely hillarious. u guys really suck. [Afridity] wow randy came in [Afridity] i don't see you making any effort to leave babs [babs] what's wrong. scared u's all away did i? [Afridity] actually nobody has posted anything, so i had nothing to respond to [samuraiknight] didna scare me away... sorry. [Afridity] and it's you not u's [samuraiknight] it hard scare me away. [samuraiknight] Afridity, peeps can say whatever they damn well feel. [babs] no way. i want to listen to this. u guys really stink. and i have nothin better to do. so keep on. [samuraiknight] if I wanna say dun, I will say it. [Afridity] *shrugs* you can say whateve ryou want, won't stop me from commenting [Afridity] *shrugs* you can say whateve ryou want, won't stop me from commenting [samuraiknight] people like you really make me wanna kill small defensless ants! * samuraiknight stomps on an ant* [Afridity] okay i'm going to bed now [Afridity] so kill teh ants, like i give a shit [samuraiknight] well keep your bloody comments to your freakin self! [Afridity] i don't like keeping my comments to myself [babs] well, at least there somebody with sense out there. and i will say u's if i wanna. [samuraiknight] another fault. you spelled the wrong! oh oh I better hound you on that, shant I??? [AshenSouls] Ah [samuraiknight] ooooh... Afridity spelled the wrong! HAHAHA [samuraiknight] but you see I canna hold up that crap for long cuz I get irate. [samuraiknight] who knows. I might get cranky like Afridity. [Afridity] you can do whatever the fuck you want i'm going to bed good night, and i am perfect
*** Signoff Afridity (142.194.213).
SCROLL BACK / Forest