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Hey there, this is where you can learn a little bit about me. Okies, first of all, I'm 18 years old, or at least I was when I made this site, who knows, I might be older now. Just in case you're wondering, my birthday is November 23, 1981. Wowzer's... I was born in the 20th Century! That'll be something to tell the grandkids eh?? Let's see, I live in Ontario, Canada, in a stupid piddly little city that is so boring. Well, at least I did at the time of this site. Who knows what's going to happen in the future? There's no jobs here so chances are I'm going to be moving... soon. I'm an OAC student, which is Grade 13 for all you non-Ontarians, but I'm only graduating from Grade 12. Smart eh? As you can see, I even talk like a Canadian, notice the "eh's" eh? See? There it is again. Oh well, I guess old habits die hard, eh? But just for the record, I do not say aboot. Anyway, click on this link to hear all about us Canadian freaks. According to Ashley and CaptainHowdy (you know who you are) I say "aboat". Whatever, I talk like me and that's that. If you don't like it don't listen to me. Anyway, what else? I come from a fairly large family, I guess. I'm the middle of 5 girls. No brothers, unfortunately. I always wanted a brother, guess I'm out of luck though, eh? Anyway, right now, I guess you could say I'm the oldest, after all, Michelle and Crystal (my oldest two sisters) have both moved out. Michelle is 22 and Crystal is 20. And then there's Nicole and Amanda. They're 13 and 11. I live with my mom, and not too far away from my dad. He's about a 5 - 10 minute walk away. And well I guess that's about it. Eh?? What's that? You want to know what some of my interests are? Well, let's see... I like to read... and don't you laugh. Lots of people read. But according to a study (I learned this at my night school course) adults spend 1200 hours a year watching TV and only 10 hours a year reading and 3 hours a year attending sporting events. Crazy I tell you. I spend way more time than that reading, and I used to read even more before I got hooked on the Internet. Arghhh that's one of my pet peeves. My little sisters, and even my mom, are always like "I'm going on Internet". It's THE INTERNET. Thank you... and that's enough said about that. What else.... I love my music. I don't really have a specific taste in music. I just like what I listen to. I have a music page and an mp3 page if you want to look. But my music goes from one end to the other. For example, I love country, not all country mind you, and I like punk music too. Again, not all punk, but lots of it. And I like everything in between basically. Oldies and all sorts of stuff. I'm not too fond of rap, but some of the songs are all right. Anyway, enough rambling. Hey, did you know that I use my middle finger on my right hand to hit the 'y' key? I realized that the other day and was like, "Whoah! This is just crazy!!!"
Below are some facts I learned about myself from The Spark.




Intelligence
  • My IQ is 147.
  • I'm a borderline genius.
  • Worldwide Average is 102.


  • Death : February 2, 2051 at the age of 69 years.
    I will most likely die from:
  • Cancer (34 % chance)
  • Alien Abduction (10% chance)
  • Horrible Accident (9% chance)
  • Alcoholism (7% chance)
  • Heart Attack (7% chance)


    Finances : Based on inflation taxes, the anticipated world economy, melting icecaps, free love, the gloabal yeast war of 2017, the Canadian depression of 2021, and my personal financial outlook, I can expect to be worth one million dollars at the age of 37.
    This is how I will make / lose my money:
  • 2005: I will set the world record for longest toenails and will get a sponsorship from Foot Locker.
  • 2007: My Coke habit will be out-of-control, I should switch to Sprite.
  • 2013: The doctors will discover that drinking beer makes a person richer.
  • 2015: My Gristle 'N' Gravy superstore will turn out to not be the category-killer I thought it would be.


    Bitchiness : I'm 47 % a bitch... hrmm somehow I thought it was worse than that.



    Purity : Apparently I'm 59% pure. I even got a nice little award sticker for my page.


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    Sluttiness : Look, another nice sticker!