IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE,
BE A SWEETIE AND WIPE THE SEATIE
[Nell] i gotta go pee
[Nell] i'm going pee now
[sixsixseven] im one of those people
[JimmyGnome] Don't do it, Nell!
[JimmyGnome] Oh, woe is pee...
* Jorrun waves to SD
[Nell] okie i'm done goin' pee now
[JimmyGnome] How do you do it so fast, Nell? Do you just piss your pants, or what?
[JimmyGnome] Doesn't that soil your chair?
* JimmyGnome snickers* You'd better not be making fun of me, Jor.
[sixsixseven] she kinda likes it
[Nell] i'm a fast peer
[Nell] i rand down the stiars
[Nell] and into the bathroom
* ShadowDancer is glad she's so small... that way she can actually fit into a lap comfortably*
[Nell] undid my pants on the way down
[Nell] shut the door
[Nell] lockedit
[Nell] sat
[Nell] peed
[Nell] ooh i pulled my pants down too heh
[JimmyGnome] One of these days you'll trip... and the coroner'll find you with your pants unzipped and a puddle of pee about you.
[Nell] theni stood and wiped and flushed
[Nell] washed
[sixsixseven] stop
[Nell] unlocked and opened the door and zoomed ustairs
* ShadowDancer nearly chokes from laughter IRL*
[sixsixseven] we dont want to know
[Nell] stillhaven't doen my pants up yet
[Nell] oh *LMAO* shit.. you make me laff JImmy
[JimmyGnome] And they'll have to take it back to the forensics lab and some scientist guy will look at it through a microscope.
* ShadowDancer is still laughing... * oh god, you guys are priceles... *thinks that should be copied to a web page somewhere*
[Nell] that was like the best laff i've had in days
[JimmyGnome] And they'll see those little clear things swimming around in it. Like the ones you saw on that video that you watched in Health class.
* QuinPenance fades away..
[JimmyGnome] Bye Quin.
* ShadowDancer drops to teh ground as her seat fades away...
[Nell] you're a nut
[Jorrun] happy fading!!
[JimmyGnome] Well, you're going to die from urination.
[JimmyGnome] They should have a speed limit about that sort of thing.
* ShadowDancer wanders over to Bayne's lap, and curls up in it...
[Moonflower] hullo all
[ShadowDancer] yeah, you can't run down the stairs faster than 50 mph...
[JimmyGnome] Then you'd get a peeing ticket.
* Nell falls off her chair* you're a weirdo
* Bayne looks about and notices someone has curled up in his lap* well hello there...
[Moonflower] hullo Gnomeman, Nell, Jorrun, and Bayne
[Nell] hello moon!
[Nell] a peeing ticket!! *lol* ahhhh. dammit
[Bayne] Moonflower
[sixsixseven] hahahahah
[JimmyGnome] And the cops will find your unzipped, pee-soaked body, and one will drop to his knees, and cring, and shout, "When will they learn... you should follow all posted pee limits!!"
[Moonflower] a peeing ticket?? I don't even want to know
* Bayne chuckleS* i guess not, though i normally know the people in my lap well *L*
[Nell] ahh you're an idiot *Lol*
[JimmyGnome] Then he'll say, "Oh my God... I almost kneeled in the pee."
[Amourina] Gawwwwwdd...I can't believe I'm reading this! LMAO
[sixsixseven] sigh
[ShadowDancer] well, this is a good time to get to know me... *grins impishly*
[JimmyGnome] Grim, isn't it, Amourina? *shakes his head soberly*
[Nell] ohh my mom's gonna think i'm nuts!! i'm sitting her elaffing like a friggin lunatic
[ShadowDancer] oh god... *chuckles* I needed that laugh, JG... maybe I won't cry later now...
* Bayne laffs* well i suppose it is isnt it? S**
[JimmyGnome] Wow man... SD's right, this should be posted somewhere. I'm
gonna /sb and save it.
[ShadowDancer] well, first thing you should know, Bayne... is that I'm not human...
[JimmyGnome] I'm just here to help, Shad.
[JimmyGnome] BRB.
[Amourina] no...not really.. its just how I spell that name..
[JimmyGnome] I have to defecate... and you can damn bet I won't rush it like SOME poeple here. *glares frostily at Nell*
[wolfpup] Hi fruitypebbles, I love cereal
[wolfpup] JimmyGnome go do natures will and take as long as you need just as long as we cant smell it
[FruityPebbles] Jimmy why dont you just ignore me and leave me the hell alone
* Nell ggls*
[jonny] *yawn* i just got home from school
[FruityPebbles] hi wolfpup
[wolfpup] Hi 667
[sixsixseven] heya
* Amourina wonders if Jimmy is gonna give us a full report *LOL*
[wolfpup] Jonny: Where do you go to school?
[ShadowDancer] from Canada, wolfpup... Nova Scotia...
[JimmyGnome] Well, if you insist...
* Bayne pokes Fruity* got your page workin?
[wolfpup] Fruity where are you from?
[ShadowDancer] Bayne: I can catch my own... I've been Kindred for over a year...
[wolfpup] 667 where are you from
[FruityPebbles] Bayne no its workin fine
[sixsixseven] kansas
[ShadowDancer] wolfpup: didn't you used to be here a while ago? like over a year ago?
[JimmyGnome] Stood up.
* FruityPebbles thinks Jimmy should change his name to ass or something of that nature*
* Bayne snickers* well thats good then SD, heheh i havent hunted in ages myself, rarely do these days
[ShadowDancer] 667: where in KS?
[wolfpup] Bayne you shouldn't poke people some one could loose an eye LOL!
[sixsixseven] northeast kansas
[FruityPebbles] im from Utah..
[JimmyGnome] Walked calmly to the bathroom (I don't have to go downstairs, btw.
I live in a ranch house).
[ShadowDancer] yeah... I haven't gone on a good hunt in months... and I'm getting quite hungry... *licks her lips*
[JimmyGnome] Opened the door.
[Nell] pfft... are you copying this?
[JimmyGnome] Entered.
* Bayne pokes wolfpup in the eye* damn... its all fun and games till someone loses an eye*
[wolfpup] No I've never visited this site before
[JimmyGnome] Shut the door behind me.
[JimmyGnome] No... should I?
[Nell] heh no cuz i'mg etting it *L*
[Bayne] well thers plenty of hunting around here SD *L* go nutz
[wolfpup] Fruity I want to live out West when I graduate college this spring, I bet it's beautiful out there,is it not?
[FruityPebbles] Utah sucks wolfpup its cold then hot and its boring and full of morons..err mormons
[JimmyGnome] There. I mailed it to ya.
[wolfpup] That hurt, now I only have one good eye to give you an evil look with Bayne
[Nell] ooh good boy... heh..
[JimmyGnome] Where was I... oh yeah, I shut the door behind me.
[ShadowDancer] hmmm... *silver eyes flash purple in hunger, and she looks around* who would make a good meal..?
[JimmyGnome] Yelled at my dog 'cause he scratched at the bathroom door.
* Bayne pokes wolfpups other eye*
[JimmyGnome] He always does that... I think he's gay or something.
* JimmyGnome whispers to Shad* Hamburger Helper makes a great meal.
[wolfpup] I'm sorry utah is so crappy for you Fruity, where would you like to live?
[wolfpup] HI Henry
[Bayne] i dunno SD who would? *s*
[JimmyGnome] Unbuttoned my pants, and unzipped my fly.
[JimmyGnome] Pulled down my boxers, noting that it's about time to change them.
[FruityPebbles] wolfpup..i wouldnt wanna live anywhere *L* id rather die
[JimmyGnome] Opened the lid.
[JimmyGnome] Sat down.
[JimmyGnome] Defecated.
[Bayne] thats a cheery sentiment Fruity
[JimmyGnome] Wiped.
[wolfpup] Great now I have no eyes you're so sweet bayne!
[JimmyGnome] Stood up.
[JimmyGnome] Flushed.
[Bayne] well i never claimed to be nice, let alone sweet
[JimmyGnome] Washed my hands, even though I didn't shit on them... but it's good manners, ya know.
[JimmyGnome] Opened the door again.
[JimmyGnome] Left the bathroom.
[FruityPebbles] isnt it Bayne
[wolfpup] Well I'm sorry to hear you want to die. Is there anything I can help you with Fruity?
[JimmyGnome] Walked calmly down the hall.
[JimmyGnome] Sat down.
[JimmyGnome] Resumed typing.
[sixsixseven] god damn it
[JimmyGnome] QED
[Amourina] Thank you for that wonderful report! LOL
[wolfpup] Jimmy: I'm glad to read about nature coming out!!
[JimmyGnome] Oh... *snickers* Pulled up my boxers and pants too, doncha know.
* ShadowDancer gets up, stretching slowly... then walks off into the shadows, vanishing as her body itself turns into a shadow, to mix with the others...
[JimmyGnome] Oh well.
[JimmyGnome] Hi Scaeri.
[Nell] heh you're a freak
[JimmyGnome] Ya get all that, Nell?
[Nell] heh you're a freak'
[wolfpup] 667 what was that all about
[Caeridwen] cant read that may i please have color ?
[JimmyGnome] No, YOU are.
[Nell] my patns are still undone actually *LOL*
