the SPECIAL people *pats all the special people on their special little heads*

This is, obviously, my friends page. If you feel that you should be on here e-mail me and who knows, I might just add you. No promises though. I know some of these descriptions are kind of boring, but I just don't always know what to say. When I think of something good I'll fix it, but until then, be happy that you're on the list at least! Ummm... some of the people have their own homepages, so if you click on their nick you will be taken there. Click on the rainbow coloured ball and you will see a picture of the person. Enjoy!!!
Click here to see the freaks from Al's Chat.

Meltdown / Keller's -- This is my Keller's. She's the one who got everybody started on the whole "Dani" kick. My oh my... this girl needs a good whipping. See, she claims she's ugly and fat, but I have a picture of her and oh golly gee, I'd do her. Hell yah. In all seriousness though, not that I wasn't serious, Kelly has been here through thick and thin, and she's listened to me whine and complain, she's even bitched me out a few times because of some stupid assed mistake I made. What more could you ask for?! (Imagine getting Keller's and Fruitsie Baby in bed together?!)

FruityPebbles -- Ashley is my twin! I love this girl. She's always around to help me when I need it and to make me laugh.. and give me oh-so-good sex!

Magz -- Magzy is a such a cutie! I just want to gobble him up! He's also a really good friend. He always makes sure I'm all right and stuff, and if I seem down or something he'll bug me and bug me until I tell him what's bothering him so that he can try to help me with it.

RogueMage -- Well, what other place to put RogueMage than with Ginger? J is one of my first Internet friends, I've been talking to him for, well it seems like forever! He's also my favourite blackjack opponent and heart / euchre partner. You know what I'm talking about!!

poopgod -- Shan is a super friend, a wee bit stinky, but your nose adjusts to that quick enough. He's just as messed up as the rest of us but you'd never know it by looking at him. But that's okay, he listens to me whine all the time, so hey it's all good, eh?

Mysteria -- This is my Mysté. Doesn't she sound like a wine of some kind? I'm her Nellé and she says that I sound like a type of bath soap. Sounds good to me! Mysté is super cool, don't let her "I'm a bitch so fuck off and get out of my way" attitude scare you off. Underneath all that she's as soft as the rest of us. *grin*

Dade -- Dade is such a sweety, even if he does sound like the Beatles! And don't even deny it! Heh, but that's not a bad thing! You sound so... cute, for lack of a better word. But yah, this boy is super nice, and fun to talk to and just oh-so interesting!!! So, if you get the chance, message him, and harrass hime! Tell him I sent you!

Corrupt -- Pammiiee is the bestest! And that's that! Ehh, she was supposed to be my future roommate, but she went and found herself a boyfriend. Heh, but that's okay, 'cause she's happy, so YAY for her!!

JimmyGnome -- Yes well, this is JimmyGnome. He's a bit of an asshole, well that's actually an understatement, but I love him anyway. Would you believe that he actually gave me shit because I didn't have him on the page of stuff that annoys me ???? He's all high on himself now because he knows that I want to do him on my desk. Kind of like on TV... when they just shove everything off the desk and go at it. Yah that's what I want for me and Jimmy there. But, unless he starts showing his face in Alamak more often it's never going to happen. Seriously, I miss this guy.

SixSixSeven -- This is Freak. Mind you now, nobody else is allowed to call him that, only me. Anyway, he's a nifty sorta guy. Fun to talk to and honest, too. Nobody said honesty was always a good thing though... heh. Apparently he's the one true god and is the greatest person in the universe. I think that's up for debate though, don't you agree? He is the most wonderful person in the world, though. At least, he seems to think he is, and who am I to disagree?

belldandy -- Well, bell has one serious fault. She's too damn happy. She's the only one I know who is never pissed off at anything. I think I'm almost jealous, but not quite. Whining and complaining is my life, I thrive on it. What would I do to entertain myself if I didn't have something to complain about? I'm kidding though, I love bell, she's a sweetie, and she blows me kisses all the time!

fraNk -- What to say about fraNk... ? I'm not sure, he's funny as hell and can be such an ass sometimes that all you can do is sit there and laugh. But he has a real serious side too. Honestly, don't get him started on politics, he'll kick your ass! Although, no matter what he might say, the US will never be as good as Canada.

Ruby -- *lollies* Ruby is well.... Ruby. She claims she's not a canajun, but she's got the "eh" thing going on, and she can't live without her Timmies and she has a Maple Leafs sweater. Can't get much more Canajun than that I don't think. Ruby is super cool though, she's the one who made the grape background on the picture page for me.

Zonker -- Well, I don't know what to say. He's super nice and a really good listener. He made me break my make up though. I was on the phone with him having a temper tantrum and I threw my compact across the room but it landed on my bed and I told him, cuz that made me even more mad, and he's like "Well that wasn't a real throw across the room. It has to bounce off the wall to be real." or something like that. So, I threw it again cuz I was even more pissed. Yah well it hit the wall, and guess who had to clean all the make up up? Yah... not him. That's for sure.

Pez -- SHNOOKUMS! Pez is pretty cool. Yup, well I'd say more than pretty cool, but he's not quite as amazing as I am so he'll have to settle for being pretty cool. He has a rotten habit of using a dark blue crayon though when he knows that I use a black background. But he always changes it for me cuz he's such a good boy!!

AshenSouls -- Ehh, I love talking to this boy. I could talk to him all day. Actually, I have on occasion. I think we talked for seven hours or so one day, which I guess doesn't mean "all day" but close enough, and it was a really long conversation, obviously. But it's all good, 'cause he's fun to talk to and I don't get bored so YAY! *scratches her head* Yah

miscreation / Rennai -- Rennai is my sugar baby. She's such a sweetie and always fun to talk to. One of these days I'm going to go on a road trip and meet her and umm.. stuff.. heh. Honest though. She's amazing, fun to talk to, bright, caring, and umm generally a bitch like the rest of us. Poor girl is a nympho though, her poor poor boyfriend. *snickers* Maybe I should go up there and umm, distract her. Give the poor boy a rest for crying out loud! You're going to kill him!! *grins* Ehhh, but you know I love you! *smoochies* Yup, you're the best damn whore around! *pays ten bucks* Now give me some loving!

Mark -- Mark is so sweet! I barely ever get to talk to him because he doesn't have a computer at home, least I don't think so. He uses the ones at school, and since he's in Australia, it makes it hard. But I'm happy when I do get to talk to him!!

Capt'n Howdy -- Well, I can't say much about this person because he's a secret. Some of you know who I'm talking about, others don't, too bad for you. Heh, let's just say he's one of my best friends and I love him to death! Even though he can be a real asshole, and you know you can, I still love you anyway. Wow, that was really corny, eh?

Aphrodite -- This is one of the nicest girls you'll meet, well at least to me anyway. Just don't piss her off 'cause she has a nasty side when she's mad. Like a bear with a thorn in his paw, or whatever that saying is. Heh, for real though, she's a super friend and I love her like a sister.

Leyra -- She's amazing. She's paid for my ops twice now and I love her for it. Even if I do keep getting deopped, the fact is she bought them for me and because of it I don't see anymore stupid banners. YAY!! But she's a good friend too! Always there when you're feeling down and she can make you smile and she always cares what's going on. Leyra's a special one *smoochies*

angelpunk -- Rosie is my nympho friend. Yup, all day all we want is sex, and of course I'm more than willing to give it to her, and she to me. In all honesty though, Rosie's a great friend and she's easy to talk to.

Skemono -- Well, I'm not quite sure I understand this boy. He's one of the sweetest boys around, but see he'll come into the forest using GreenSkemono as his nick, and yet he'll use a blue crayon, or he'll be BlueSkemono and use a green crayon. I don't understand it at all, but I guess as long as he's happy! *grin*

Magik -- I've only recently started talking to this guy, but I'm glad I did. He's a good friend and he knows how to make a person feel better when they feel like shit, which I do a lot.

JorDz -- This boy is so funny. He always makes me laugh. He has a habit of "creaming on me". Oh baby eh? Aren't you jealous??

midas -- midas is a hunny. I've never called anybody a hunny before, but I'm getting tired of saying everybody is a sweetie so I'm going to call them a hunny instead. Anyway, he's super nice and always willing to talk, a little slow on replying to e-mails though. But that's all right, I'm a flexible person so I can handle that. You better not have your mind in the gutter ... *points to whoever is reading* ... when I said flexible. Sheesh, grow up!

Laud -- I have one word for you. LEGO! Honestly, this boy is so mislead. He seems to believe that the plural of "lego" is "legos". Now that is just plain wrong. Sad part is, I can never prove I'm right. Even the lego people don't know, or so it appears anyway. They don't use the word "lego" or "legos" anywhere on their site, least not that I could find. And according to one person, in their insturction manuals they use both "lego" and "legos". What is this world coming to?? It's LEGO!!!

mellon -- becca is superduper nice! *squishy hugs* okay.. in all honesty it's 4:14 am, and i'm tired. I have no clue what to say, but she's amazing. I love her to death.... and i really hate it when i hit the back space key and the stupid browser thinks i'm hitting the back button and it goes back a billion pages... but that has nothing to do with becca.... becca is cool... i was all jealous of her once upon a time.. but she straightened me out *L* hahah and she likes to call herself and send herself messages on her answering mache

jonny -- *snickers* Okay, what can you say about jonny? She's one of the funniest girls I know. And yes she's a girl damn you. She's a bitch and she's rude and crude and lewd and she thrives on getting kicked and coming back in with different IP numbers. But don't let her fool you. Somewhere underneath all that "fuck you" attitude there's a real person... surprise surprise eh?

Bailey -- This is my BaiBai... I give her flowers all the time and in return... well ummm I don't know what I get in return, but it's okay. Did you know that I'm going to name my daughter Bailey? Yah, people make stupid comments and are like "That's a boy's name" but ummm, I rather like it for a girl. So there!

IrisOrange -- Well, this is my sister, Crystal. She's.. ummm 20, almost 21, so she's 2 1/2 years older than me. I don't have a picture of her, well I do, but I don't think she wants any of the ones that I could find of her. Besides, she's about 10 years older now than in any of the pictures I have. Anyway, she whined and complained that she wanted on here, so here she is. I don't know if any of you remember her, she used to use the nick "Stepchild". So, hey, if you do remember her, e-mail me, I'm curious how many people know her, or knew her.

Juni -- Awww, what can I say about Juni? She's my special friend, because she's rather... special shall we say? Heh, we have a connection her and I, that being that we both had Ddot's. Don't ask what a Ddot is, just move along and don't ask silly questions. Sheesh!! The nerve of some people!!

riffraff -- See, this is Dave. I don't know too much about him but he's a nice guy and all and fun to talk to. Yah, and I don't really know what to say, but I wanted to add him up here, and I think that should be cool eh? Just imagine the feeling you must get when you see your name on here. In fact, I think I'm going to put my own name up!

Loup Garoux / Zenia -- This girl is a sweetie. I'm so mean to her though. I told her once that fraNk had got hitten by a bus and was in the hospital with a busted leg and some busted ribs, or something like that. Heheh, she believed me and was all worried about poor fraNk. I felt almost bad after that, almost, not quite though. Heh, I love you though Loup! You know that!

Nell -- Hey there! I told you I was going to add myself. I just wanted to feel the orgasmic excitement of seeing my name on this oh-so-cool page. So here I am. Now, what to say about me... Oh hell, if you want to know, go here. Okies? Yah.

Jaidyn -- heh what to say about Jaidyn.. *scratches her boob and thinks* Jaidyn is a cool girl, yah, and she should feel real special, considering she's the only one from the café on here. Everybody else is from the forest, least I think so. Most of them anyway. Heh, but what to say about Jaidyn... she's a funny girl.. oh yah.. she makes me laugh... then again, i laugh at the stupidest things, so that's not saying much. Hrmm, is it just me or does it look like I'm calling Jaidyn stupid? Ooops heh *spanks herself* Ehhhh ya know I wuvs ya!!

Orfinani -- This is my Rofi.... MINE! Well, and Chadzy's. Yup. Apparently I was typing with mittens on one day. Silly me. Heh, I love Rofi. She's such a sweetie. She reminds me of somebody that must've been a real brat when she was little, which is a compliment. *laughs* At least i think of it as one. In fact, I think she's still a brat probably. But that's Rofi for ya, gotta love her!

PaintedWolf aka Aurora -- I love PW. She gives the best lickies and rapies ever. And she lets me borrow her SHOES! Those shoes are amazing, you'd have to try them out to know what I mean. But I'm not going to tell you why they're so good. You'd just start bugging and want them for yourself. And that is absolutely out of the question! I mean it!!

Deviary / Listener -- Hrmmm, what to say about this guy. He's a sweetie, even though I don't see him online all that much. Heh, but he's always good for a laugh and he knows how to make a person feel better when they're down. He's not good at keeping promises though... *waits for her picture and phone call* heheh... I'm just jokin' *smooch* You know I loves you!!

dino -- I'm not sure what to say about dino. Heh, I only just recently started talking to him and stuff. He's real nice though, even if he does roleplay *acks* bad bad bad. I hate roleplaying. *grins* but i loves you anyway.

DarkSilence -- All right, there's no doubt about it. Trevor is an ass... a first class prick. He kicks me for swearing! UGH! I hate that!!! But.. he's still a good friend, despite his ass-ishness. Heh, obviously he's a friend or he wouldn't be on here, moron! Heh, Trevor got kicked one day. It was funny. You want to see it? Go see it here and then go here to see how pissed he was. Both of these can be found on the stupid shit page.

Joolee -- Joolee is a sweetie! How could you not love her? She's oh-so-adorable, and so cute!! *grins* I'm still kind of miffed that I didn't know she'd gone off and gotten married though. *sniffs* She didn't even invite me to the wedding! How rude! But I love her just the same! She's going to name one of her kids after me. Well, okay, so I'm lying. She never really said that, but I can dream, right? Then again, would you really want another NellieDani roaming the streets?!